- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

Knock Knock Who's there Nobody is here. This is just a feeble attempt of your subconsious to convince yourself you have someone who cares about you in the least bit to mask the horrible wretched pain of loneliness and suffering that is the enternal damnation of your life.

Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

Do you like impressions? Why? That's Socrates

What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

She said no

How do you make sushi if you are a fish? Commit suicide and sell yourelf to a sushi resturant!

Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

Why did John stay home from school? He died.

Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

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