- Anti Joke

And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

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What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

When life gives you lemons... wait that wont happen

matty russel are you on here