An boy with ADHD walks into a

Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

Two bananas are walking down the street. One says, "Nice weather we're having, isn't it?" The other banana says, "Wait a minute, fruit can't talk." The second banana turns into a dove and promptly flies away.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I thought I was ugly But then I met you

What do you call six million jews? Dead.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Why was the ghost boy sad? He was attending his own funeral.

Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

Hitler was in a shampoo advert that everyone bought Now people must be dying to take a shower

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

Why did Steve refuse to have sex with a black guy? Because Steve is heterosexual.

What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had cancer.

Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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