How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? a lot.

Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?

Reverse psychology never fails.

What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

A depressed gay illegal immigrant walks into a bar and the bartender asks why he's sad. The man replies "I'm the most unwanted man in America."

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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