How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Neigh

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A dog walks into the local newspaper to place an ad. The dog writes; "woof woof, woof woof woof." Receptionist: You know you can ad another two woofs for the same price? Dog: Well that wouldn't make any sense at all?

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why did the girl cross the road? to commit suicide

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

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"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?" said the little girl. "I don't know", said the mother," we were robbed of all our money and posessions. And your father was killed while we were gone.

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YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

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Knock knock Who's there The police "people began to jump out the back window"

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

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You know what is not cool? Fire.

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So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

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who is awesome? no one...

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What do you call a black person with dandruff.... A lamington

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What is a cow's favorite drink? Well, I could be wrong and this is just my opinion, but I do not believe that animals experience feelings and, in corollary, favoritism towards anything, particularly regarding basic survival needs, such as hydration.

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What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

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knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

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CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

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what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

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What did the circle say to the square? Ur a square

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Roses are red Violets are blue S*** is brown and so are you

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Where do you go when you die? Nowhere

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What did Spiderman do when he saw a crime taking place? He stopped it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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