What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

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I'm so hot my father calls me son.

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Poop

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what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

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how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

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Women's rights.

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Tic tac toe. You were adopted.

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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What's worse than AIDS? Buying the anti-joke book

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Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

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Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

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what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

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How do you make a Russian baby cry? Punch it in the face

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Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

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Chuck Norris died.

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Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

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What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

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What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

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Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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water, hydrated silica, glycerin, sorbitol, PVM/MA copolymer, sodium lauryl sulfate, flavor, cellulose gum, sodium hydroxide, propylene glycol, carrageenan, sodium saccharin, titanium dioxide all adds up to colgate. SO AS A MATTER OF FACT, CHEESE PLUS PIE IS CHICKEN. CONSIDERING THE FACT THAT I LIKE SAYING CHEESE, JACK AND JILL WENT UP THE HILL BECAUSE THEY WERE BAGELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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hey guys what's up?

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