Your mother is a very respectable woman.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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What is black and white and red all over? Two Nuns in a chainsaw fight.

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Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

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What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

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Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

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What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

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i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

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Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

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watashi no namae wa ramune desu

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Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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GOODJESUSLORDALMIGHTY dis boy myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy i can't even................ fhrejhklgfjgtedlfcgrbh http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+stupid&start=231&hl=en&safe=active&sa=X&biw=1022&bih=539&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=6-GniQ6ct-j0HM:&imgrefurl=http://katiespilling.blogspot.com/&docid=6oY2cEt2v

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What is Worse than the holocaust?

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What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

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I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

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how now brown cow. WTF.

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Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

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How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

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You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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