- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.

Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

WHY DID THE WHITE MAN TALK TO THE BLACK MAN TO LIGHTEN HIM UP

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "God" "Then come right in!"

Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

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