- Anti Joke

Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

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Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

hey bill!

What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

What will happen if your heart skips 10 beats? Nothing. You're dead.

Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

a little boy goes down stairs on xmas day he has three presents the first one was a pair of socks the second one was a football and the third one was shin pads the boy was now crying really loud santa is outside laughing why? the boy has no legs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

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What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really