Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

Make little things count Teach midgets math

why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

A depressed gay illegal immigrant walks into a bar and the bartender asks why he's sad. The man replies "I'm the most unwanted man in America."

Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

bitches be crafty.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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