There once was a man from Nantucket. He loved working with tourists.

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how many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? well it depends on the size of the bathtub - and the size of the babies, for sure.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

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Roses are red Violets are red The trees are red Oh crap, the garden's on fire.

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Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

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My mom fell on our cat and it died.

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A very unskillful basketball team enters a basketball tournament. They had little chance of winning and concluded with a loss.

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The dyslexic man called the black man a ginger.

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian find a magical lamp with a genie inside. He offers each of them one wish. The Muslim wishes that people didn't look at his people as terrorists. The Jew wishes that the Holocaust never happened, and the Christian wishes for world peace. Actually this didn't happen, Genies don't exist.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

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What is an Anti-Joke? This is.

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What do you call a gay black man driving off a cliff? A fine example of the dangers of drink driving.

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A man sees a clown, a robot, and a monkey walking down the street side by side. The man ponders the randomness of life.

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What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? The Ferrari is expensive and the babies are in a nice hospital.

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why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

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Roses are blue Violets are red Crap, I already messed up the joke.

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Kenny died. The Bastards.

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1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

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Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink, drinks his drink, and leaves.

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What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

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What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

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Why did the terrorist miss the flight he was supposed to blow up? He forgot his passport.

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