Q: What weighs 6 ounces, is extremely dangerous, and lives in a tree? A: A sparrow with a machine gun.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of it coop and there was something shinny on the other side of the street.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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Cows make a world go round and round They also live in the town town town They make a funny sound sound sound MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO Where do cows go on saturdays? The MOOvies I am Cow Hear me MOO I weigh 10 times more than you! Why are cows black and white? Cause they dont want to be racist

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There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

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yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

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What is grey and looks like a rock? A rock

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What's old and has wet pants? My grandma with a bladder problem

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Jesus was born and rased a jew

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one. You're imagining things.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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What happened to Johnny when he fell of his bike? He had a seizure, went into a coma, and forced his parents to take him off life support. Happy birthday Johnny.

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If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

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Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

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all these jokes suck ass

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How old is victor? Half past dead

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why did the dentist quit his job because he had saved up enough money for his retirement

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What happens when you park a new Cadillac with a roll of $100 dollar bills on the dashboard in a black neighborhod? Many residents of that peaceful community will briefly glance at it and admire the wealth of the automobile's owner.

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Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

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Q: what is the difference between a baby stroller and a black man. A: I don't try and hit black men when they cross the street.

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What do you call a black man sitting on his porch in the middle of the night playing a guitar? A Musician.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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