how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

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What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

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Why did the little boy drown? He was stapled to a whale.

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roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

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Pain Olympics.

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wood cant chuck wood

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There was once a boy named Swan, But then they built Autobahn.

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

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why is john so fat years of over eating

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a man is running away

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What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

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why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

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Why was the man thought to be peculiar? Because he had sex with a pistachio.

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Why did Alice fail Maths? Because everybody else was Asian.

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I think everybody ought to have a penis.

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Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

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whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

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whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

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The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

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a black man and a squirrel get hit on two different roads what's the difference? well for starters theyre two different species. a squirrel is much smaller than a human and has his own mark on society. the man will be missed dearly by his family and if the impact with the car wasnt bad, he may have a chance to make it out alive at the hospital. the squirrel however is not so lucky. it will be left to die on the street or would have died on impact already with sadly no squirrel hospital to tend to it.

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes and noise and they are promptly found by the invading German soldiers. They are all shipped to Aushwitz where two of them are sent directly to the gas chambers where they are killed. The third Jew survives the Holocaust and is eventually liberated by Allied forces. He returns to his country only to find his house burnt to the ground. With no money or food, he starves to death by the side of the road and his body is eaten by various animals.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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