a man walked into a bar ouch

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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squirrels with massive bonerss

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Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

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Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

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I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

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i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

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whose better then Sarah, Georgia and ellie NO ONE!!!!

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How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

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So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

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Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

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who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

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You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

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Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

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Two men walk into a bar... ..I didn't say what type of bar...

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Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

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Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

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Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

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Q: Do you know what Lady Gaga make for his birthday? A: A party

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Oh no! My life is ruined!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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