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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

What was Hellen Keller's Dog's name? Kamikaze Go, it was the first Akita Dog in the United States.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

Q: Do you know what Lady Gaga make for his birthday? A: A party

Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

Does this napkin smell like chlorofoam?

Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

Oh no! My life is ruined!

Spread the net.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

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What was Hellen Keller's Dog's name? Kamikaze Go, it was the first Akita Dog in the United States.

What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

Pain Olympics.

There was once a boy named Swan, But then they built Autobahn.

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