what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

I ponder

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

Why did the man cry when he was surrounded by black men? He got a call saying his mother had just died.

- Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1? - No.

Vagina ass.

Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

Scene:restraunt Me:can I have a coke please? Waiter:sorry we don't have any, is Pepsi ok? Me:is monopoly money ok?

What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

brainfart

People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

Strawberries!

Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

An atheist and a Christian are sitting next to each other on the bus, however both of them believe it inappropriate to talk religion with complete strangers so neither one finds out about the others beliefs and they never see each other again.

Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

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