- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

nina...;shut up we are having fun :)

Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

A politician from the National Country Party keeps interjecting - "I'm a country member, i'm a country member' "yes we remember" says Gough whitlam

How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

The name "Hunter Barksdale".

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

why do black people hate school? because they have to sit and learn like the rest of us for hours on end

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it's not going to come to you anyway.

There is a British man, a Mexican man,and a American man on a boat. The captain sad the boat is carrying to much weight so the each have to throw off something they have to much of. The Brit throws tea, The Mexican throws tacos, and The American throws the Mexican.

Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

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