- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sally break her arm? A piano fell on her

How do you save a black man from drowning? You throw him a flotation device.

There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

Knock Knock.

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson molested boys.

Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms; knock knock, Who's There? Not Sally.

There is this dylectic who can't spell.

Why do guys like Halloween? Martin Luther posted the 95 theses in 1517 on this day.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I thought I was ugly But then I met you

What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

Why did the chicken cross the road? why? Womens rights

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the front porch? Matt What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating down the river? Bob

What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

I hate it when sentences don't end the way you expect them potato.

Why couldn't little Jessica open the door? It was locked

What does the young boy say to the gay man Hello Jacob, because he was raised to respect and treat gays equally

Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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