A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Michael Brown

how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

why did the frog cross the road? because he was attached to the duck

Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

What is black and white and red all over? Two Nuns in a chainsaw fight.

What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

Oh, I must be hearing things.

Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

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