- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

How do you confuse a person from France? By screaming in english at the sky while pionting at him.

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

Why the he'll are there moths in the universe? It makes no sense. Where dies an annoying ass buzzing and flying price if isht ever help me?

What has wings and can't fly? What has legs and can't move? What has mouth and can't eat? A dead bird on the road

Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it!!!

What do you call an elephant on the moon? Dead.

What do you call a young man holding a banana? Well, this joke had quite a good ending, but as this site only has anti jokes I am going to change the ending. Because he wanted to eat it.

How do you make a baby float? Take your foot of its head.

what's retarded and has red hair? You. ;)

what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

Get on your knees Ho

Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Anne Frank

What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

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