Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

bum sex lol

Roses are Red Violets are Gay This poem makes no sense Octopus

Yes.

What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

Kendall and Nick Fredick

Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

how many dead babys can fit in a bathtub 17

An indian boy gets a girlfriend

A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

How did the suicide bomber die? Cancer.

an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? She had no friends.

what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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