- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mother cross the road? To find her dead baby that was hit the night before.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

Why was Michael Jackson seen shopping at Kmart? Because he heard little boys pants were 50% off the original price.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Q: What do you call a black preist? A: Father

what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Six and seven are numbers, and cannot feel emotions such as fear.

Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

What do you call a black man with a PhD and loving family? A nigger

Whats black and white, and red all over? A Zebra being slaughtered.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

I was so fat I went on a diet

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So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

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