- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

Mark Wilson

guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin when he noticed he had lost his belt? A: Robin! Q:What did Robin respond? A: Yes?

Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

Your so ugly that your birth certeficate is a apology letter from the condum factory

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Nock Nock. Whose there? The chicken.

What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

A guy has cancer. He dies.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

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