If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

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Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

Bob: Hey bro Jim: ... Bob: You're dead! Jim: Yep.

Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

Spell: “This word”

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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