What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

Guess what my grandma told me yesterday.. Nothing she's dead.

What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

matt f stupid because no one likes him

What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

Spread the net.

There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

The Pope

Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

What do you call a Jewish wanna be gangster? Drake

How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

Q: Why is the Universe so big? A: Because it is the same size as my penis.

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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