Girls got to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys go to Mars to build a sophisticated civilization.

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Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

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Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

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Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

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How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

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-What's the worst part about killing a baby? -Probably either recieving the death sentence or living psychologically scarred in prison for life.

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What happens to men who grow up. They are probably taller

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic. And so am I!

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Jerry.

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antijoke is the best website.

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whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Generally one, however, in cases where the light fixture is unusually high, a ladder may be necessary. Some people like having a second person hold the ladder as they climb it. In this unconventional circumstance, it would take precisely two Jews to change a lightbulb. Also, Jews are bad people.

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Q. Why did the boy get so fat? A. From playing Pokemon Pearl Edition

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What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

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what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

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What word is ten letters long and starts with gas? Gastronomy.

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larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

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Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

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how do you find will smith in the snow? with rescue dogs

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How do you kill an american? You shoot them

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roses are red, violets are red, a girl had her period in my garden.

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Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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