An Irish priest molested many children. He's still free today

A black guy and a few other white guys steal a keg. They then proceed to have an awesome party consisting of extreme inebriation and a massive orgy.

Whats worse than eating a worm? Haveing a worm die in your penis.

What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

what happened to the boy who crossed the street. he got shot by a bus

What happened when the homosexual man came out of the closet? He was congratulated for winning the hide and seek contest.

Why did the Filipino hate internet advertising? Because navigating around a webpage with pestering visual and audible promotions often proves cumbersome and distracting from the task at hand.

Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

What did the dog say when the woman put a sweater on him? Nothing, dogs can't talk and he has no idea what is going on

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Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

Why did the baboon fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

What did the Democrat say to the Republican? "I am sorry about your mother". They had been good friends since childhood and the Republicans mother was soon to die from terminal cancer.

why did summer hit the child because the child is jackson

What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

What do you get if you cross a banana, a mango, and an apple? A smoothie

How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

3 guys walk into a bar. The fourth guy ducks.

Where was Andy Beckett WHEN THE LIGHTS WENT OUT? In the dark

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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