whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

if x marks the spot, what does y do? y does the laundry.

An Iraqi, an American and an Irishman get on a plane. They all enjoy the in-flight amenities, agree that the food was sub-standard and arrive at their destinations safely.

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

what did you call a bench full of white guys? The NBA

12

That's not what she said.

Q: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A: 14

Once upon a cross

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, some dude ran it over.

Who is so stupid they could literally be classified as mentally retarded? Evan Lovro

How do you kill a blonde? you shoot her.

What's green and gets people high? A green helicopter

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

vaginas

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Bushes are Red, Trees are Red... my garden is on fire...

Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

What did the policeman say to the chav? Dickhead!

What starts with 'P' and ends with 'orn'? Popcorn.

The original "Chicken cross road" joke is a Anti joke in itself.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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