- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

Can you guess the following words? Boos sx orn gy cut btch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A penguin in a blender.

Your in a building there's no windows ,doors and a sement floors and u only have a mirror and a table how do you get out You look in the mirror see what u saw take the saw saw the table in half two halfs make a hole clime out the hole

I had my period 3 days ago.

Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

Anthony Dephillips is handsome

Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

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Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

Do you like impressions? Why? That's Socrates

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

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