- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. A farmers walks by underneath, and the squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk and neither can owls. Then the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

2 tomatoes walk across a road tomato 1 gets hit by a car tomato 2 gets confused, because tomatoes don't have legs and therefore cannot "walk across a road" And furthermore, a tomato does not have a brain, and thus cannot get confused.

Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

Rigo your a stupid ass

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justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

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