- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

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Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

Q: Why was the bacteria afraid of the sanitizer? A: Because hand sanitizers are made up of ethyl alcohol, inactive additives such as water, other alcohols and fragrances. Ethyl alcohol is the active ingredient in hand sanitizer and is designed to kill germs.

The 13th Amendment...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

What do u call it when a Jamaican gets angrey? Nothing, at all. Just an angrey person

Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

whats better than an anti joke? a joke that you find funyer than an anti joke

why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Tell her something that doesn't make any sense at all.

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? Because Johnny's a goldfish.

What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

If one of us goes, all of us go. If we all go, none of us are left out.

How do you get someone to come out of the closet? Unlock it

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