Well educated black man.

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What did the Vietnam veteran see on Christmas that changed his life? Nothing, he was blind. He continued to live his life in the same way, begging for drug money and getting bullied by all the other homeless vets.

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What kind of jokes to dairy farmers tell? Corny jokes.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

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What's the difference between a rock and a baby? You can't have sex with the rock.

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What was jesus's first miracle? He made a blind man walk. And for the stupid people out there jesus's first supposed miracle was making a cripple Walk

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

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A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

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amy baked 35 sugar cookies and ate 25, what does she have now? diabetes.

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What did the teacher say to the pupil who was bad at maths? You are bad at maths and will never complete any sum EVER!

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When your scuba diving why do u jump off backwards beacause if u jump forwards than u witll still be in the boat!!!!!!

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Rose are red Violets are blue And I really hate you Friends?????

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What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

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ginger

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A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

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What did the heart surgeon say to the brain surgeon? We are both surgeons

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to properly balance himself.

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If there are 50 oranges and 50 waffles tied to a fence post. How many cow utters does it take to shit green? urine.

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Black History Month

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Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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