- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the guy throw a clock out his window? Because he was mentally unstable and needs help.

what do you call a fish with no eyes fsh

Two blondes are out for a walk when they come across some tracks, they realise they are train tracks and move out of the way to make sure they aren't hit by a train.

What do you call a Mexican on a boat? A sailor

How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

Two bananas are walking down the street. One says, "Nice weather we're having, isn't it?" The other banana says, "Wait a minute, fruit can't talk." The second banana turns into a dove and promptly flies away.

Why wasn't there a rainbow? It didn't rain.

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A guy trips a blind man.

Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

Why do those Indian people have that dot on their forehead ? Idk but it makes a good target.

why did the chicken cross the road? Does it matter why, it just did.

A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

Q: What did the nomad get for christmas? A: Most likely nothing because he lives in the middle of nowhere where no stores exist. If anything, he got a sandstorm.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

If a man has a gun, but no arms or legs, is he armed?

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

There was a screwdriver and a spoon. What did the screwdriver say to the spoon? Nothing because neither of them are living objects and it is impossible for inanimate objects to talk.

An Asian walks out of the library.

How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

Shotest joke ever... Your dick.

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