- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

how do you stop a speeding vehicle? throw a refrigerator at it.

what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo Boo hoo? Boo hoo your parents are dead.

What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

What did the hooker say to her employer after 1 hour....you owe my $20

ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

A black man trips and falls down. You help him up and ask him if he needs any help. After a brief friendly talk you both continue on your separate ways.

Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

Why didn't Timmy have a girlfriend ??? Because he's a Fruit bowl !

Why was the man sweating? He was stuck in a burning house.

knock knock. come in.

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

vaginas are pretty!!!!

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

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