What did the bodybuilder do when someone stole his wallet? Ab workouts.

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Knock Knock.. Who's There? Boo.. Boo Who? Book...

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Sticks and stones can break my bones Well maybe you shouldn't play in the tree anymore

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Biggest lie ever; "I have read and agree to the terms of service".

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What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

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What happened when the Mexican man contracted the muscles of his large bowel after a large meal? Shit made its way to his anus

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There was a Black and a Mexican in a car, they were on their way to church.

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What happens when you yell at people who have high blood pressure? They might get heart attacks & die.

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Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

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Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

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What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Why did people have cold showers in the old days? Because there was no electricity back then, making it hard to heat water to a temperature that was classified as 'warm'.

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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What did the little girl say to her step father? Please stop raping me

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How do you trap a squirrel? You carefully set up a trap and place acorns in the trap.

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Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

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Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

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wanna hear a joke womens rights

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What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

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How do you stop a bird from flying? Shoot it with a harpoon gun.

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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