- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

Woman's rights

How long would it take for a clock to reach 12 It depends on which 12 it is going to land on and which time zone you are in but yet most clocks are not correct so it is very hard to tell

Are you from Tennessee? Cause my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

If you stretch all your skin out in a line, you will die of blood loss or possible infection

What did one paper bill say to the other? Did you hear about one of us getting replaced by a woman? It's like Bruce to Caitlyn!

What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? 10 dead trashcans in 1 baby

Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

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What did little Timmy get his grandmother for Christmas? A coffin

why did the chicken cross the road? dunno. i wasnt there.

Roses are red Violets are blue Vodka is less Than dinner for two

26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

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