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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

What do you have Canasta!!! Were not playing canasta you stupid asshole

"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

Two blonds are driving to Disneyland. While there driving they see a sign "Disneyland: left" So they started crying and headed back home.

A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. They both start to pee, and the white man looks over to the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the blackman's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels embaraased at his latent homosexuality. They both leave, never seeing eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He was brutally raped and killed, Inglewood is really not a place you want your children growing up.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and blue and red all over? I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

-Knock Knock -Come in!

1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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