fack me in the ace! CC

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Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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"What do you call a man who has bumblebee wings and fire for blood?" (The doctor on the other line has no answer. Tom desperately weeps into the phone, trying to grasp his sudden transformation. He finds no reassurance, and hangs up the phone.)

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What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

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Why did the little boy enter the white van, then leave scarred for life? He was going on a family trip within the said white van, but along the way they got in a horrible accident which involved a bus, a tractor, and finally a steamroller. The boy quickly escaped at the last second only to watch his family scream as the steamroller slowly crushed the van where they were trapped inside. He then broke down into tears and depression and finished it all by jumping off a bridge. It was a truly tragic incident.

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What did God say to the snake when the Snake decided to ignore God and just give Eve the apples? Snake what are you doing? Answer me, SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! *DUN DUN DURUDUN! DU DU DUN! *gunshot* Moral: I just hate thumbs ups, and the comments where I omit this receives those horrible green thumbs instead of them sexy red ones, so there goes.

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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

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What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

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What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

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Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

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What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

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Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

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I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

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This is a joke setup.

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What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

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How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

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