why did the puppy poop? he had too

How did the man die? He was killed alive.

yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Knock knock. Death.

Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

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--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

what is 6 + 8 a math equation

What do the holocaust and 9/11 have in common? They were both terrible tragedies that people will look back upon in sadness for years.

why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house *knock knock* who's there? the chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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