Jews

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

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whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

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why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

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why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

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i cant think of one.

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A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

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What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

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Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

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Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

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Knock knock Who's there? You're adopted.

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What's sad about the Holocaust? well i don't know ,it may or may not have anything to do with you and cause absolutely no sad emotions toward the subject. I for one don't care.........

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Why? Whats wrong?

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A: What do you call a Jew with only one arm on Christmas? B: An amputee.

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How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

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GAME OVER!!!!!! OF COURSE!!!!!! I BEHELD AS SATAN FELL FROM THE SKY..: LIKE LIGHTNIIIIIIIIIIIING! Street Fighter 2: The (antijoke) Movie. Moral: Raul Julia, you are the man, rest in peace dude you made that movie a masterpiece, do not give this a thumbs up for me, but for the most brilliant performance he ever gave.

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What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

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How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

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two elderly men were sitting in the sun discussing their lives. The first man says "my life was horrible as I had to walk to work uphill in the snow with no boots on a daily basis" The second man looks at the first and replies "you know why my life was horrible?.. I was born a jewish man in Germany during the second world war and was injustly judged and harrassed nearly to death on a daily basis"

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Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

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Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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