Your maternal figure contains so many Triglycerides, her belt size is greater than or equal to the circumference of the Earth.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

thumb_up thumb_down -10

what's brown and sticky? A stick

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What did little jimmy get for Christmas? A box containing the malevolent soul of a 10,000 year-old demon determined to torment his cat.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What did the Farmer say to his tractor? Most likely his life story, Farmers arn't always the most popular.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

i dont like chris

thumb_up thumb_down -10

And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Ken wins!

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

thumb_up thumb_down -10

an athiest walks into a church

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What is the difference between a dead baby in a blender and a rock? There are many differences. One of them is the fact that I don't masturbate to a rock.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

thumb_up thumb_down -10

So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What's black and white and red all over? A referee eating a red Popsicle on a hot summers day.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

thumb_up thumb_down -12

roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

thumb_up thumb_down -12

waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Knock Knock Who's there? *silence* Silence Who?

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops