- Anti Joke

What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

This is an anti-joke.

Why was the black man scared of the chainsaw? Because his father was killed by one when he landed on it when he fell of his ladder that was holding him up while he was cutting the limbs of a tree.

What I have learned about the Japanese studying video games and anime (read below for more, better studies): Student at school: USING PENN TO TYPU! USING PEN TO TYPU! Teacher: No Susaki San! You must onry yell the name of attakus! You suspension get! Student: JOSH! I CHARRENGE YOU TO MORTAR KOMBAT! Teacher: KAAAAAAAAMEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEE! Student: FINAL FRAAAAAAASH! Student and teacher: Locked into energy wave combat for several hours. Teacher: Puh... Lets rather settle this with a round of Shaolin Soccer... Student: VICTOLY! Me: Well I saw a disturbing lot of Japanese people cosplay dressed as zangief... Skinny guys with fake chesthair and red hair that kept posing with their (nonexistent) muscles and yelling RED CYCRONE! Wanting me to take pictures of them... And Japanese lolitas, and blonde girls called Ganguro... Weirdest trip ever... They also kept Looking at Emanuel my (black) friend, and assumed he was my servant... Conclusion: My real trip to Japan was not so different from my above example as one might think...

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

Why Did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

Today is May 18 2016.