- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

Why was Joey bad at playing the trumpet? He had no fingers.

Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

What do you call a group of angry unemployed black guys? The NBA

I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

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Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

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What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

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