What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Knock, knock. *answers door*

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

What is worse than going to school without your homework? Going to school naked without your homework.

Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

Why did the skeleton stay home from the party He was buried in a coffin underground and, as a matter of fact, wasn't actually invited

what do u call a black man a black man

Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

Knock knock Come In.......

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

WHat did REAAAALLLY Jesus say when, walking on, wat, er?, Will somebody please get me of this floating piece of ice? Please? Stop screaming HALLELUJAH! People: HALLELUJAH!

What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

im not as random as you think I- Potato

A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a pleasant evening as they talk to each other about their day over a relaxing drink.

What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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