- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a potato

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

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A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces of me and bounces of you too because sound isn't affected by your adhesive properties.

You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

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