- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

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Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

Did you know that I can't talk any louder than this... Exept when I can

A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

A seal walks into a club.

Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

A black man, a Mexican man, and an Asian man all walked into a bar. They proceeded to have a good time together as they were celebrating their graduation from medical school.

A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

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