why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

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Why was patrick sad? he was raped then murdered then super raped

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Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

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Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

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How do you murder a blonde? You drop a bull dozer on her filled with 2 bulls, 100 wasps and a rabbit squirrel.

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A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

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how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

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What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

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Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac! PC: And I'm a PC. Steve Jobs died.

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Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

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i like my women like i like my coffee without a penis

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One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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What's red and eats tulips? Your face!

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Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

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what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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