- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

Q: how many oxen does it take to row up the empire state building in half of a green canoe under the purple sun while eating a dead moose with no arms? A: Purple, because snakes have no elbows.

how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

Whats worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

What has sand and an ocean? A picture of a beach.

What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

Hitler was in a shampoo advert that everyone bought Now people must be dying to take a shower

Tic tac toe. You were adopted.

What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

Their, they're, there You're, your

Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

What's long and hard and looks like plastic? A plastic baton.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

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