What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

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a man walked into a bar ouch

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Whats gayer than driving a prius Buttsex

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Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

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Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

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What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

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I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

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what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

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wheres binladin? at the bottom of the sea wanking over amy winehouse

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

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poop is very very yummy.

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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

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An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

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squirrels with massive bonerss

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I enjoy anal.

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What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

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What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

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Wanna hear a joke? Denver Broncos.

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What did the German say when the whole of India blew up: "Wow, das muss eine gewaltige Explosion haben! Wie haben sie das geschafft?"

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Remember when they called online casino`s betting sport? Anti Joke potential detected. I used to play soccer and box back then, but I guess I was still not "sporty" enough for betting sports... And as thus I afforded my lawyer education. Moral: Now that you know my education, do you really think id ever type real morals here? Mwahahahaha!

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What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

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