- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

Knock knock Come In.......

A blonde walks into a library. She is a commerce major.

There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

What do you call a black priest? Father

A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

What is worse than going to school without your homework? Going to school naked without your homework.

Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

What is brown and gurgles? dead baby casserole

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

What's big and fat? An obese man.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? NOT SALLY

have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

Why are the British so uptight? I don't think they are.

take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

Two english guys meet at work

what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

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